Where's my mohawk?

Dada had me listening to some type of angry music called "punk" music in the car. I kind of liked it, but then I fell asleep. I usually fall asleep in the car.  It's so comfy in my carseat. Anyways, when we got home, Dada gave me a bath.  He said he made me a mohawk, but I don't see one anywhere! Of course I don't really know what a mohawk is...

Where's Mama's hair thingy?

I would like to pull Mama's hair, but I can't get it because she wears it up. She uses a hair thingy to keep it out of her face and out of MY hands! Mama doesn't know I stole her hair thingy, but where did I put it? I don't remember! Let me nom my foot while I think about it...

Where's my Mickey hat?

Noni and Grandpa went to this warm place called Florida and brought me back a funny looking hat!  It's red and yellow and black and has ears on it!  They told me it's a Mickey Mouse hat from a place called Disney World!  But I think when they left they took my hat back to Disney World because I can't find it anywhere here!  I hope they'll take me there some day so I can get my hat back!

Where's Dada's Roo Slippers?

Dada really liked my kangaroo slippers Auntie Leanne got me.  Mama said he even tried to wear them!  So I told Mama that I want to get him ones he can wear for his birthday.  He really liked them but for some reason he's only got one on right now.  I wonder why... he must have one cold foot.

Where's my star?

I have this new toy with fun star rings I can put on a base to make it light up and make sound.  Mama and Dada help me put the rings on the thingy cuz I can't do that yet. The top is a star with a smiley face on it. That one plays a song! I wish I knew where it was because I want to play with it!

Where's my chocolate?

Grandma gave me some candy for Valentine's Day but Mama and Dada say I can't have it.  I guess I'm too baby or something like that.  It's okay, I've got my binky to chew on! I'm sure it tastes just like this chocolate stuff.  My binky is my favorite thing to put in my mouth. Hey, don't judge!

Where's my hat?

Mama and dada just told me the silliest thing! They said they take pictures of me with things on my head to put on something called the internet. Then they showed me this picture and said that I had my hat on my head. But I don't see me with a hat. I see a monkey baby! Why do mama and dada have a monkey baby? And why is that monkey baby wearing my pajamas? Waaaaaaaaah!

Where's my red party hat?

It's Auntie Nicoley's party tonight!  Dada gave me a new red party hat to wear.  But I don't understand whey everyone else is holding them in their hands upside down and pouring things into them.  They should put them on their heads!  I'm not sure where mine is though... did someone take it from me?  There are so many that look the same and I can't figure out which one is mine!

Where's the apple?

Mama and Dada showed me this green thing that kinda looks like the light on the back of their computers. I think it's called an apple, but it doesn't glow like the other ones...  Then, Dada started talking about some Newton guy and science blah blah blah, but I'm too young to know what he was saying! And then the apple was gone... where did it go?   

Where's Auntie's watch?

Auntie Amy came to visit me and I got to spend a lot of time with her! I was so happy!  We read a book and each time she read it the sounds she made were different, and she held me and carried me around!  And she kept showing me a flashy thingy that then made her giggle (I think it's a camera phone?).  Then it started to get late and I was sleepy but Auntie couldn't figure out what time it was.  I think she was missing a timey thingy called a "watch".  I know I saw it on her earlier but now its not there... where could it be?

Where are my new shades?

Today on the way to Nana and Papa's house, the sun was in my eyes! It was no fun at all and it made my eyes squinty. Then Mama bought me some sunglasses! They are like the fun things Mama and Dada wear on their heads, but darker to help see in the sun. Mine are orange and have whales on them. But where did they go? It's a good thing it's dark out and I don't need them right now!

Where's my cubby Paul?

My godmama gave me a little bear that's just like her Paul bear.  It's white and has a dark nose and eyes.  I love it! I wonder where it is?  I think maybe godmama went to Australia because she's looking for it for me.  I hope she finds it and brings it back to me soon!

Where's my nose thingy?

Mama found her tissues that she lost last night, but she can't seem to figure out what she did with my nose thingy! Maybe someday we'll both have our nose thingies together and be happy!