Where's the tomato?

Hmph!  My sandwich would be perfect if I could just have some tomato.  I can't believe Dada forgot to bring it!  I wonder if there's a garden around here so I can pick one, slice it, and layer it right in between this lettuce and bread?  Probably not.  I just don't know what I'm going to do... so sad :(

Where's my soda?

I can't believe I have this hamburger thingy to play with but no soda! There was one around here not long ago... Actually, it's my friend Cecilia's bottle and hamburger toys and I was playing with them on the moving house we were on back in July. Boy there were a lot of people on the moving house thingy and most of the time there was nothing around us but blue stuff. But, I digress. This pretend hamburger is making really pretend thirsty and I really want that soda bottle, and that's for REAL!

Where's your kitty?

Is your kitty up a tree? I can save it! All in a day's work for Fireman Gabe! Except, I don't know how to climb. Or sit up on my own. So maybe if you have a kitty up a tree, don't call me... I'm not quite ready to save it... But just you wait, world, I'll be saving kitties in no time!

Where is everything?!?

I can't see anything! Where did everyone go? I was playing with my blocks and Dada was showing me his favorite hat and putting it on my head and then all I could see was nothing! I can feel my blocks in my hands and my mat under me, and I hear Dada and Mama laughing but where is everything?!? 

Where are my socks?

I like to chew on my feet.  They're fun.  Mama and Dada put these fun little toys on my feet that I have to take off to get to my feet.  They're fun to play with too.  I like to throw things.  Well, more like wave things in my hands wildly until they fly out.  I did that with those feet thingies and now they're gone.  I hope Mama doesn't find them cuz she will put them back on my feet

Where's my new duckie?

Happy Easter! Did everyone get fun things like me today?  I got a big blue rabbit and some clothes and some books and people came over and everyone played with me!!! Oh and I got this fun new duckie in a basket from Uncle Paul and Aunt Joanne and I played with him!  And I got a new cell phone to play with and nom on!  I let Grandpa play with my remote and some of my other toys.  I wonder if he has my new duckie right now cuz I can't find it! Silly Grandpa!

Where's my moo cow?

I have a singing moo cow toy that sings about colors and counting and is fun to look at!  She kind of sounds like my dancing puppy too.  Maybe they are cousins! I was playing with my moo cow and listening to her singing when all of a sudden I couldn't see her any more.  I know she's around because I can still hear the songs.  Where did she go?  I hope she's okay :(

Where's the water bucket?

It's bath time!  I like when Dada gives me a bath except for one part.  I don't like when he pours the water over my head.  I get mad sometimes.  He fills up this green bucket with water and when he pours it, my head gets all wet!  I don't think he's going to do that today since I haven't seen the green bucket anywhere today.  Maybe we are all done with the green bucket thing? 

Where's my remote?

Mama and Dada have these things with buttons that I like to push and I think it's called a remote.  Nana, Papa and Grandma have some too! When they point them at the big bright thing on the wall, things happen like it gets louder or the pictures change. Papa bought me my own to play with since Mama and Dada have their own to play with. Mine plays fun songs and makes sounds when you push buttons. It's my favorite new toy! Sometimes Mama and Dada can't find their remote on the couch I think now I lost mine too! I can't find it anywhere! Is it here in my book?

Where's my mohawk?

Dada had me listening to some type of angry music called "punk" music in the car. I kind of liked it, but then I fell asleep. I usually fall asleep in the car.  It's so comfy in my carseat. Anyways, when we got home, Dada gave me a bath.  He said he made me a mohawk, but I don't see one anywhere! Of course I don't really know what a mohawk is...

Where's Mama's hair thingy?

I would like to pull Mama's hair, but I can't get it because she wears it up. She uses a hair thingy to keep it out of her face and out of MY hands! Mama doesn't know I stole her hair thingy, but where did I put it? I don't remember! Let me nom my foot while I think about it...

Where's my Mickey hat?

Noni and Grandpa went to this warm place called Florida and brought me back a funny looking hat!  It's red and yellow and black and has ears on it!  They told me it's a Mickey Mouse hat from a place called Disney World!  But I think when they left they took my hat back to Disney World because I can't find it anywhere here!  I hope they'll take me there some day so I can get my hat back!

Where's Dada's Roo Slippers?

Dada really liked my kangaroo slippers Auntie Leanne got me.  Mama said he even tried to wear them!  So I told Mama that I want to get him ones he can wear for his birthday.  He really liked them but for some reason he's only got one on right now.  I wonder why... he must have one cold foot.

Where's my star?

I have this new toy with fun star rings I can put on a base to make it light up and make sound.  Mama and Dada help me put the rings on the thingy cuz I can't do that yet. The top is a star with a smiley face on it. That one plays a song! I wish I knew where it was because I want to play with it!

Where's my chocolate?

Grandma gave me some candy for Valentine's Day but Mama and Dada say I can't have it.  I guess I'm too baby or something like that.  It's okay, I've got my binky to chew on! I'm sure it tastes just like this chocolate stuff.  My binky is my favorite thing to put in my mouth. Hey, don't judge!

Where's my hat?

Mama and dada just told me the silliest thing! They said they take pictures of me with things on my head to put on something called the internet. Then they showed me this picture and said that I had my hat on my head. But I don't see me with a hat. I see a monkey baby! Why do mama and dada have a monkey baby? And why is that monkey baby wearing my pajamas? Waaaaaaaaah!

Where's my red party hat?

It's Auntie Nicoley's party tonight!  Dada gave me a new red party hat to wear.  But I don't understand whey everyone else is holding them in their hands upside down and pouring things into them.  They should put them on their heads!  I'm not sure where mine is though... did someone take it from me?  There are so many that look the same and I can't figure out which one is mine!

Where's the apple?

Mama and Dada showed me this green thing that kinda looks like the light on the back of their computers. I think it's called an apple, but it doesn't glow like the other ones...  Then, Dada started talking about some Newton guy and science blah blah blah, but I'm too young to know what he was saying! And then the apple was gone... where did it go?   

Where's Auntie's watch?

Auntie Amy came to visit me and I got to spend a lot of time with her! I was so happy!  We read a book and each time she read it the sounds she made were different, and she held me and carried me around!  And she kept showing me a flashy thingy that then made her giggle (I think it's a camera phone?).  Then it started to get late and I was sleepy but Auntie couldn't figure out what time it was.  I think she was missing a timey thingy called a "watch".  I know I saw it on her earlier but now its not there... where could it be?

Where are my new shades?

Today on the way to Nana and Papa's house, the sun was in my eyes! It was no fun at all and it made my eyes squinty. Then Mama bought me some sunglasses! They are like the fun things Mama and Dada wear on their heads, but darker to help see in the sun. Mine are orange and have whales on them. But where did they go? It's a good thing it's dark out and I don't need them right now!

Where's my cubby Paul?

My godmama gave me a little bear that's just like her Paul bear.  It's white and has a dark nose and eyes.  I love it! I wonder where it is?  I think maybe godmama went to Australia because she's looking for it for me.  I hope she finds it and brings it back to me soon!

Where's my nose thingy?

Mama found her tissues that she lost last night, but she can't seem to figure out what she did with my nose thingy! Maybe someday we'll both have our nose thingies together and be happy!

Where's Mama's tissues?

Mama always holds these white soft things up to her nose. And then she makes a funny honking noise. The thing that goes in my nose is not white or soft. It's green and pointy and hard and makes squishy sounds. Mama can't find her white soft things, I think they're called tissues, so maybe I'll give her my nose thingy to use!

Where's Dada's wallet?

Mama and Dada have things called money. They use it to buy me lots of nice things (toys), some things I have to have (diapers), and some yucky things (rice cereal). Mama keeps her money in a pretty purse that some lady named Kate Spade made just for her. Dada keeps his in a wallet. Dada's been walking around and laughing saying "Where's my wallet?" I don't know where it is Dada, but I hope you find it. Especially if you wanna buy me some toys!

Where's my food?

Bleh! Mama and Dada were putting some bland white stuff in my mouth today and I didn't like it! They also were pointing a camera at me while they were doing it.  After a while they gave up and took away the food but I'm not sure where it went... hopefully in the trash!

Where's my taggie?

La la la! I like playing with my toys! La la la! I am so happy! I like taking my toys and dropping them.  I was playing with my taggie which has lots of things to touch and is soft.  I was playing with it and now it's not here... hmm. I guess I'll just keep playing!

Where's Mama's phone?

Mama is going out to meet her friends tonight. I think she is in a writing group but I don't know what that is.  She is getting ready to leave but is looking for her phone. I know I just saw it somewhere around here. It's purple and makes funny noises. I hope she finds it soon, but I also don't want her to leave... 

Where's my binky?!?!?!

I'm sad! I can't find my binky! I love it and I want it cuz I'm about to go to bed and I'm tired... Wah! Sometimes I take it out of my mouth and play with it or drop it and then I can't figure out where it went!  Help me find it! Wah! Dada stop taking pictures and help me!

Where's my rice cereal?

Mama and Dada say it's time to start eating solids.  When Dada and I were out, we bought some rice cereal for me.  That was a few days ago.  I think Dada lost it because I haven't seen it or had any yet.  I'll just sit here patiently with my legs crossed until he finds it!

Where's Mama's new coffee mug?

Nana had a silver coffee mug when she babysat me last week. Then the next day, Mama had one that looked exactly the same! She said it was hers, but I think it was Nana's! And then the next day, Nana called and said "bring back my mug!" Mama said, "I don't know where it is!" I don't know where it is either. Have you seen in?

Where are Papa's glasses?

Mama, Dada, Papa, Nana, and a lot of other people I've seen wear these fun toys on their faces! I think they're called glasses. I like to reach up and try to take them to play with.  I took Papa's, but I can't remember where I left them! Hmm, have you seen them?

Where's the onion?

Dada and I were at the store.  He was buying things. Dada and mama want to make chili tomorrow.  I wonder what that is... We were getting things to make it.  I know I saw him pick up two onions but he only put one in the cart.  Where did the other one go? I'm worried that we won't find it :(

Where's my new book?

I went to the doctor today! The very nice lady gave me a new yellow book and it's so fun!  But where did it go?

Where's the snowball?

I had this funny dream that there was all this cold white stuff all over the ground, and then when I woke up it was all gone! I wonder what that was? My dada said it was snow and you can make snowballs. He made one, but I don't know where it went!

Where's my brown bear?

My favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? Nana just bought me a brown bear! But now I can't find it!  Brown bear, brown bear, where could you be?

Where's my brush?

I can't seem to find my brush!  I know it's around here somewhere and I really need to brush my hair. It's really messy.  Hmm... where could mama have put it? I guess I'll keep looking. I hope I find it soon.  I like to look my best!

Where's my auntie?

Where's Auntie Leanne? She was just here! I wonder where she went? I miss her. I hope once I find her she stays forever! If she goes back to Australia, I'll just cry and cry and cry.

Where's my Sophie?

I think I'm getting teeth. I like to chew on things. I can't seem to find my Sophie to chew on. What? It's on my head? That's just silly! Why would it be on my head? Haha!

Where are my pants?

Dada just finished changing me and getting me dressed. But something's not right! My legs are cold, but my head is nice and toasty. Hey...hehehe...why don't I have pants on!

Where's the reindeer?

We just had Christmas. I liked Christmas. There are reindeer on my pjs. We have 8 reindeer on the coffee table. The only one not there is Rudolph. Wait...where's Vixen? Has anyone seen him? Now I'm sad.

Where's dada's slipper?

Mama hid dada's slipper. I don't know where she put it.  I hope dada finds it!  Dada doesn't like cold feet.

Where's my duckie?

Where's my ball?

Where's my lovie?

Where's my puppy?