Where are my socks?

I like to chew on my feet.  They're fun.  Mama and Dada put these fun little toys on my feet that I have to take off to get to my feet.  They're fun to play with too.  I like to throw things.  Well, more like wave things in my hands wildly until they fly out.  I did that with those feet thingies and now they're gone.  I hope Mama doesn't find them cuz she will put them back on my feet

Where's my new duckie?

Happy Easter! Did everyone get fun things like me today?  I got a big blue rabbit and some clothes and some books and people came over and everyone played with me!!! Oh and I got this fun new duckie in a basket from Uncle Paul and Aunt Joanne and I played with him!  And I got a new cell phone to play with and nom on!  I let Grandpa play with my remote and some of my other toys.  I wonder if he has my new duckie right now cuz I can't find it! Silly Grandpa!

Where's my moo cow?

I have a singing moo cow toy that sings about colors and counting and is fun to look at!  She kind of sounds like my dancing puppy too.  Maybe they are cousins! I was playing with my moo cow and listening to her singing when all of a sudden I couldn't see her any more.  I know she's around because I can still hear the songs.  Where did she go?  I hope she's okay :(

Where's the water bucket?

It's bath time!  I like when Dada gives me a bath except for one part.  I don't like when he pours the water over my head.  I get mad sometimes.  He fills up this green bucket with water and when he pours it, my head gets all wet!  I don't think he's going to do that today since I haven't seen the green bucket anywhere today.  Maybe we are all done with the green bucket thing? 

Where's my remote?

Mama and Dada have these things with buttons that I like to push and I think it's called a remote.  Nana, Papa and Grandma have some too! When they point them at the big bright thing on the wall, things happen like it gets louder or the pictures change. Papa bought me my own to play with since Mama and Dada have their own to play with. Mine plays fun songs and makes sounds when you push buttons. It's my favorite new toy! Sometimes Mama and Dada can't find their remote on the couch I think now I lost mine too! I can't find it anywhere! Is it here in my book?

Where's my mohawk?

Dada had me listening to some type of angry music called "punk" music in the car. I kind of liked it, but then I fell asleep. I usually fall asleep in the car.  It's so comfy in my carseat. Anyways, when we got home, Dada gave me a bath.  He said he made me a mohawk, but I don't see one anywhere! Of course I don't really know what a mohawk is...

Where's Mama's hair thingy?

I would like to pull Mama's hair, but I can't get it because she wears it up. She uses a hair thingy to keep it out of her face and out of MY hands! Mama doesn't know I stole her hair thingy, but where did I put it? I don't remember! Let me nom my foot while I think about it...